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Middle Kingdom to test probability-driven combat simulation

Submitted by Justin on Tue, 2008/04/01 - 12:00. Armoured Combat | Humor | Middle
Officials in the Middle Kingdom confirmed today that selected, experienced fighters will soon be testing "probability-driven combat simulation" using equipment that departs radically from traditional SCA armour and weapon standards.
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"Oops!" Shroud of Turin washed with a red shirt

Submitted by Milica on Tue, 2008/04/01 - 14:55. Christianity | Humor | Italian
Vatican City has announced that the venerable Shroud of Turin has been turned pink when it was accidentally washed with a red shirt. "Simply because the shroud has been given a slight pinkish tint does not in any way diminish its sanctity," Vatican spokesman Cardinal Giovanni Lajolo said during a press conference held to address the spiritual repercussions of the shroud's staining.
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Bayeux Simpsons

Submitted by Milica on Tue, 2008/04/01 - 19:23. 1001 CE to 1100 CE | Embroidery | English | Humor | Media | Modern Society
Forget the conquest of England! Who has the couch? The Simpsons take on the Bayeux Tapestry for the opening gag.
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